Texts with Goldfeather

Happy Monday! Here is an “inside joke” type comic for which I make no apologies, because it made me laugh like a goofy Middle Schooler when it happened.

There really isn’t much context to know about this one, other than that, when my friend Sarah and I were in Middle School, there was a rumor that one of our science teachers moonlighted as a Chippendale dancer. I am 100% sure the rumor was false, but it persisted nevertheless.